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Creation as told by a Dog

On the first day of creation, God created
the dog.

On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially
the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for
the good of the dog.

On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or
might not retrieve it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog
healthy, and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.